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« on: April 20, 2009, 02:38:41 pm » |
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we went pretty far with the story before! it turned out great, here it is : Story number one Once a little Girl said to her mom can i have a cookie? and her mom said no! so she snatched the cookie, and ran. then her mom whipped out a rocket launcher and missed horribly. so the girl took out her stash of nukes and put them away and instead took out a bigger stash of nukes and thoguht i dont even know what nukes are so she grew a giant mustache and then she said, "I don't want a giant mustache" so she shaved it off, and then she.. farted louder then a elephant! and the stench killed her mom. And the mom was dead, and the little girl said "MOMMY" and jumped on her and starting jumping on her stomach up and down screaming. , and the mom made a soft "Bleh". and she awoke deadly, vampireish, she was a zombie, she was dead,she was a ghost alive, and she took the girl and threw her across the room and the girl screamed and said "mommy stop please mommy dont hurt me" and the mother said "Its gone to far, you hated you tryed to hurt me worse then i've ever been and sweetheart im madly in love with you since your my daughter i care about you and live a happy happy life and dont get yourself into horrible things" and her mom fell, the little girl felt pain in her body building up and a tear rolled down her face while she glared at her mom and said under her breathe "I love you mommy" and her mother said gently back "Swee-" and thats the last words she said and she had pasted away, her daughter grew up a little and living by herself. she's 16 now and she had a best friend and lived with her. and..a guy starts to talk to her then gives her 2million dollors to her and tells her to go and move with her friend somewhere then.. and she put her hand out and said "back-off girlfriend" im happy were i am, and who i am. and the guy said, "no keep it!" then the girl shouted "look dude i dont want it"leave me alone and she pimped slapped the dude and then the dude left and the girl ran and jumped off a.. train and went back to her house to find that a note slipped from the counter and landed in her hand and it said.. I am going to live somewhere else cause i found 2 million dollors on the ground and here is 1 million for you..then the girl.. said oh gosh, this is freaky and she could feel her vains growing down her body and she got frusterated,and she left and walked too mcdonals to get a burger and the cashier gave her a note that her friend wrote and it said "Meet me in the park" and so she walked to the park her friend was there and she told her to take the money and she said "leave me alone" and her friend said "your going to just turn out like your mother arnt you" and she said "whatever! i will take the money" and she moved to alaska, When she got there she was greeted by a wise eskamo named Jake who told her to go to the soruce of the northern lights to find the answers to all of her questions.... So she went to her home then She remembered that she did not have a home So she bought a mansion in beverly hills then she starting singing Im yours then she looked over and saw A big fat guy eating Taco Bell so she wacked him with a hambuger (the one she got at mcdonalds) then the guy ran like a girl with his belly flying all about then the girl tripped him and she ran towards the woods and saw Yoda dead on the floor so she grabbed his light saber and cut down some trees for wc xp then the lightsabre ran out of power so she thieved xp from someone eles then she went and got 99 construction made her own house, then tore it down then she went to the park and saw patato chips so she grabbed a chip and threw it at a person, then the world blew up, so she lived in space for the rest of her life and met a guy and had a kid and then she past away and her kid turned into an adult and Did black magic to rebirth her mother and they lived happly until A Giant Mushroom Turned Green. and they lived under the mushroom until someone cut it down so they played resistance 2 and gave up so she started to sing and stopped, thinking, this is stupid. so she Jumped into a helicopter blade and died, but then her guts still lived and someone re-made her then she had to live on a planet of apes but the apes turned into people from her past!Then she got her shotgun and shot them all down and everyone dead. Then at midnight, the people turned into zombies. and stole everyone's wallets then,something very strange happened The zombies actually died!! the girl was very confused and went back into space to live with then she came back to life just to die again and meet michael jackson.
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« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2009, 02:39:22 pm » |
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soo here we go starting off as a brand new fresh. .. Along time ago lived a..
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« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2009, 07:13:24 am » |
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Very handsome chipmunk named Jake (after me), who was the best looking male chipmunk in his village of hamsters...(that's why he's the only good looking chipmunk, he's the only one...)
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« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2009, 03:00:11 pm » |
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and he squealed so loud that ..
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« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2009, 05:28:35 pm » |
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His head exploded... THE END..........................or is it?!?!
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« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2009, 05:32:17 am » |
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*beep beep beep beeep beeep* the noise came from a far west..
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« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2009, 10:29:56 am » |
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...He looked to the west and saw his mom and took out his knife and...
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« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2009, 02:51:19 pm » |
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Stabbed his leg, so that he could go to the E.R, so that he could meet the very foxy vixen Nurse Nerdy XD, then....
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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2009, 06:14:46 am » |
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A giant ant came out of nowhere while he was on his way to the E.R. The ant picked up the ambulance and threw it off a cliff and then! .....
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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2009, 09:48:46 am » |
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The chipmunk's dad went into hulk and killed the giant ant. and thenn....
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He went to Amsterdam where he got.....
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extremely high, he passed out and was put onto a boat.
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He Was bored on that boat so he.......
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wandered around, he soon realized he was on a boat transporting Jack Daniels! which was on its way to the north pole. He then had to find a way into the cargo area where they kept the bottles of JD. while he was on deck trying to find a way in he was confronted by a ......
To be continued...
The tension is killing, i can't wait!
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