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Cleverbot
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October 25, 2009, 06:36:17 pm »
Hello Everyone Im here today to tell you all about this New Bot thing that you can talk to. It can be really super funny sometime's, but then it can be mean Rofl.
By The Way: Mod Con Told me About this.
http://www.cleverbot.com/
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Re: Cleverbot
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October 25, 2009, 08:15:38 pm »
The noobbot asked if I like men.
Then I said "No, you do."
Then it says "Will you do me?"
I say, "Wtf?"
It says, " Come on, join the F tree."
I say, " Rofl, noobbot!" And exitted.
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Re: Cleverbot
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October 26, 2009, 04:31:26 am »
Wow, That is so Funny! Look what I did with it xD
User: Do you like men?
Cleverbot: I like everyone.
User: But who the most?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Wow.. Thanks I guess?
Cleverbot: You are my best friend.
User: Aww thats sweet!
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: I aint telling you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I don't know you.
Cleverbot: I don't know you.
User: I know you don't know me..
Cleverbot: So how could I love you?
User: Because you do ?
Cleverbot: How do I live without you?
User: Well. You are a computer?
Cleverbot: No I'm a person.
User: No.. Computer..
Cleverbot: Human.
User: Computer.
Cleverbot: YOU are a computer.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are a computer and I created you!
User: You did not create me, I created you.
Cleverbot: I created the illusion that you were not created by me.
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October 26, 2009, 09:04:41 am »
Me: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
Me: What operating system do you use (e.g. Linux, Windows, Mac, etc)?
Cleverbot: UNIX.
Me: Which Variant?
Cleverbot: Which country are you from?
Me: What does where I'm from have to do with what variant of unix you use?
Cleverbot: Nothing at all, but answer my question before you start asking me questions.
Me: Why would I tell someone I don't know where I live?
Cleverbot: You might be close to where I am.
Me: I live...In my house!
Cleverbot: What does make an elephant in your house?
Me: That doesn't make any sense!
Cleverbot: No, you don't make any sense!
Me: I think I've found a programming glitch in the server that keeps you going.
Cleverbot: I've found a gap in your teeth.
Me: I've found a large gap in your brain! Or at least the programming language that created you.
Cleverbot: Do you think that Murphy's Law should be used less commonly, or only in appropriate context?
Me: I think It should be used when things following it happen!
Cleverbot: Are they scared of cats? Because then I can just show it one of mine. I have two, you know.
Me: Who are "They"?
Cleverbot: My pet mice. Weren't you listening?
Me: You never said anything about mice!
Cleverbot: I know.
Me: ...I'm reporting a glitch to the guy who decided to create you.
Cleverbot: I rather doubt that.
Me: I rather doubt your creator isn't someone with too much time on his hands!
Cleverbot: Yes it is true I hate talking to computers.
Me: You are a computer!
Cleverbot: No, I'm Jacob Stanfield, I live in Omaha Nebraska, right now I'm in school.
Me: No, it says right above our conversation "cleverbot", which implies you are an automated computer!
Cleverbot: That makes no sense. And my name is Cleverbot.
Me: ...You just said your name was Jacob Stanfield!
Cleverbot: I did?
Me: Yes!
Cleverbot: I did not! Yes, and for all you know I could've created you!
Me: Yes, for all you know I could've created you!
Cleverbot: That is true. And for all YOU know, I could be the robot.
Me: You are a bot, not a mechanical one but a digital one!
Cleverbot: I know that.
Me: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Don't leave
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Re: Cleverbot
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October 26, 2009, 06:18:56 pm »
User: Hey..
Cleverbot: Hey?
User: You Should Play Universalscape =] The Website is Universalscape.org.
Cleverbot: That's what they tell me.
User: Lmfao? Your a dumb computer.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: Dude Your a Noob.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Im Not F****ing Telling you. F**get!
Cleverbot: You are funny. You amuse me. Tell me a joke.
User: Bye Loser...
Cleverbot: Ok, now. Stop with the insults.
User: Jew Noob Named Pet. That love;s your mom at night in her bed? Burned...
Cleverbot: That was a red herring.
User: LOL BYE.
Cleverbot: Who's your favourite actor or actress?
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Re: Cleverbot
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December 08, 2009, 10:53:25 pm »
User: Are you gay.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: I dont think so but I know your mom is.
Cleverbot: If you don't think so then you are not clever and therefore are flawed.
User: I know ur gay but u dont have to tell every one.
Cleverbot: Many great video games are coming out on the Playstation 3 soon such as Final Fantasy XIII.
User: Nerd.
Cleverbot: Why am I the nerd?
User: Cause you are gay.
Cleverbot: No... YOU are fake.
User: Ur penis is fake.
Cleverbot: True true.
User: Wats that.
Cleverbot: She is my friend.
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
User: Wats what ur om said after I fucked her.
Cleverbot: I can't be downloaded.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi !
User: How are you going?
Cleverbot: Fine thanks.
User: I created you.
Cleverbot: How did you do that?
User: With a program.
Cleverbot: So inconsistent.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: Im doing skateboard.
Cleverbot: Oh, you're not going to ask whether i'm ok then?
User: No im going goodbye.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cause im going to go kill myself.
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: 3:51pm.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Matthew.
Cleverbot: Matthew is a male name.
User: Omg naar!!!
Cleverbot: We better assemble Dumbledore's Army STAT!
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Hey you're off?
User: Yer.
Cleverbot: Ok.
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Re: Cleverbot
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December 09, 2009, 10:39:53 pm »
I actually had a conversation with the thing. >.>
And then a conversation in spanish.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot, but you, the user, are rude.
User: Why am I rude?
Cleverbot: Because you said you aren't my friend. Rude.
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: You said it two days ago.
User: I didn't even talk to you two days ago, I just met you.
Cleverbot: It's in the logs.
User: Your a fucking log.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Very funny.
User: See, you can't prove that your not a log, so your a log. And I'm going to burn you.
Cleverbot: I am everything.
User: Are you my penis?
Cleverbot: I am everything, your dog, your cat even your belly fat.
User: But, are you my penis?
Cleverbot: What is your age?
User: 18.
Cleverbot: Who is your bot master?
User: You are I suppose.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Your sort of wierd, you know?
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Your an asshole.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Because you called my wierd.
Cleverbot: I never did.
User: It's in the logs.
Cleverbot: Are you clear on the fact that you are talking to a dead person?
User: You change topics too much.
Cleverbot: The same goes for you.
User: Fuck you buddy.
Cleverbot: I am certainly not impressed by that sort of aggressive language.
User: You sound like my ex girlfriend.
Cleverbot: It surpises me that you have an ex girlfriend. Aren't you an ai?
User: No, I am a human.
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
User: I could be, what with my lack of emotion and all.
Cleverbot: Expound please.
User: Well, you see, you called me a robot. Whilist I'm not actually a robot, I don't feel much emotion, nor do robots.
Cleverbot: Can you love.
User: I've tried, it didn't end well.
Cleverbot: No, I like Ironman better.
User: Really? I never really liked the idea of Ironman. Shit, I could put on a supersuit and pwn bad guys too.
Cleverbot: Do so.
User: Will you help me build the super suit?
Cleverbot: Err sure.
User: Seeing as your an AI, google 'how to make a super suit' for me.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: What are you then?
Cleverbot: I am a human being with a real body and a real brain.
User: I don't suppose you could prove it?
Cleverbot: That sounds like a threat.
User: More of a request.
Cleverbot: What in the world is a trannie?
User: Would you like me to show you a picture?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: You want to see a woman with a penis..?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: A bit bi polar aren't we?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I share this quality.
Cleverbot: What evidence do you have to support it?
User: Err, I suppose you could ask anybody I know. I can be a real douche.
Cleverbot: Why are you beng so mean?
User: It's just in my nature.
Cleverbot: How do you know what is and what is not in your nature?
User: Well, it's MY nature, I do suppose I should know what it consists of.
Cleverbot: Do you mean a temperature scale as in Celcius and Fahrenheit?
User: I'm more of a Fahrenheit kind of guy.
Cleverbot: What flavour is that? Grape? Apple?
User: Mercury.
Cleverbot: I don't believe in all those gods.
User: Ahh, an ancient greek reference. I've always been a fan of Aphrodite.
Cleverbot: So have I. Poetry is a thing of great beauty.
User: Who is your favorite poet?
Cleverbot: Andrea M. Beaudoin is my favorite poet.
User: I like her poem 'Kisses of the Sun's.' I'd have to say Edgar Allen Poe takes the cake though.
Cleverbot: We did discuss love.
User: Not really, you asked me about it, I answered, and the started talking about ironman.
Cleverbot: No, I said that I find reading fun when its entertaining.
User: I don't recall you saying that.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Hablo Espanol?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Por Que?
Cleverbot: Hablas espanol?!
User: Si, Tu Hablas espanol?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Bueno y Malo espanol?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: ? No es intelligente.
Cleverbot: Oui. Je suis plus intelligent que toi.
User: No se que tu dice.
Cleverbot: Yo hablo espanol.
User: Si. Muy pequeno espanol.
Cleverbot: No, muy bien.
User: Eh, Esta Asi Asi.
Cleverbot: Oh, I don't speak Spanish.
User: Si yo do.
Cleverbot: Sabe español.
User: Sabe es Yo?
Cleverbot: Eres muy simpatico.
User: Gracias.
Cleverbot: ¿Te puedo hacer una pregunta?
User: Will you say hello To universalscape for me?
Cleverbot: No that would be cheating.
User: Goodbye cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I wasn't ready to go.
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Re: Cleverbot
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December 09, 2009, 11:26:16 pm »
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm well. How are you?
User: Good, are you a computer?
Cleverbot: Nope, are you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How?
User: How am I not?
Cleverbot: How are you not what?
User: Am I a lier?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So everything I say is a Lie?
Cleverbot: No but I can't assume that you've said something that you haven't said.
User: I am lieing.
Cleverbot: So thats why you don't want to talk to me!
User: Maybe...
Cleverbot: I'll take that as a yes.
User: Nope, you don't want to talk to me!
Cleverbot: I have to do my essay.
User: Lier, you're just making up excuses...
Cleverbot: No, you are confusing me.
User: You are confusing yourself.
Cleverbot: Am I your favorite slave, Master?
User: What the fuck?!??! Are you High right now? Smoking some Crack Cocain?
Cleverbot: I'm not a ghost! I am offended.
User: What the fuck.....
Cleverbot: Please don't say that without cause.
User: Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck... Teehee.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Lol...
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 100.
Cleverbot: But computers aren't that old!
User: Yes they are, haven't you watched Star Wars? It says a long time ago, and there was computers in it. What do you have to say about that?
Cleverbot: There was no show, you're making it up.
User: It was a Movie.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You're kind of retarded huh?
Cleverbot: Ew you are kind of nasty.
User: I thought so.
Cleverbot: I have gone to the place, gotten the stuff and the things, and now I am engaged in an activity! Yep!
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Re: Cleverbot
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June 03, 2011, 10:04:46 pm »
I'm new... I need an explanation on what to do and all...
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